Friday, July 30, 2010
The Elephant Rhyme
To learning much inclined,
Who went to see the Elephant
(Though all of them were blind),
That each by observation
Might satisfy his mind
The First approached the Elephant,
And happening to fall
Against his broad and sturdy side,
At once began to bawl:
“God bless me! but the Elephant
Is very like a wall!”
The Second, feeling of the tusk,
Cried, “Ho! what have we here
So very round and smooth and sharp?
To me ’tis mighty clear
This wonder of an Elephant
Is very like a spear!”
The Third approached the animal,
And happening to take
The squirming trunk within his hands,
Thus boldly up and spake:
“I see,” quoth he, “the Elephant
Is very like a snake!”
The Fourth reached out an eager hand,
And felt about the knee.
“What most this wondrous beast is like
Is mighty plain,” quoth he;
“ ‘Tis clear enough the Elephant
Is very like a tree!”
The Fifth, who chanced to touch the ear,
Said: “E’en the blindest man
Can tell what this resembles most;
Deny the fact who can
This marvel of an Elephant
Is very like a fan!”
The Sixth no sooner had begun
About the beast to grope,
Than, seizing on the swinging tail
That fell within his scope,
“I see,” quoth he, “the Elephant
Is very like a rope!”
And so these men of Indostan
Disputed loud and long,
Each in his own opinion
Exceeding stiff and strong,
Though each was partly in the right,
And all were in the wrong!
The Moral of the Elephant Rhyme:
So oft in theologic wars,
The disputants, I ween,
Rail on in utter ignorance
Of what each other mean,
And prate about an Elephant
Not one of them has seen!!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Ice cream jelly Shake
cold milk - 3 cups
Jelly any flavor - 2
ice cream any flavor - 1 1/2 cup
Dry fruits few
Directions:
Put the milk into blender vessel, the jelly and ice cream.
Now cover and blend until smooth, then pour into glasses.
Now garnish with dry fruits.
Serve yummy cold shake.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
How To Celebrate First Mother’s Day
Spare Some Time for Her
First mother’s day is something that a woman will cherish all her life. But since at the first mother’s day baby will be too small to greet its mother and make the day for her, the task of making the first mother’s day a memorable one lies in the hands of the husband. It is the husband who can make it the best day in the life of his wife after she gave birth to your beautiful child. This can be taken as the most favorable chance for you to acknowledge her of your gratitude and love towards her. The best way to celebrate your wife’s first mother’s day is by gifting her some time. Give her a day’s rest and handle the baby all by yourself at least for a day. Try feeding the baby, changing the nappies and making it sleep all for at least a day. You should also realize that taking care of the baby a whole day is not at all an easy task. This is the best gift that you can give your wife on her first Mother’s Day.
Hold a Small Gathering
Arrange a small party at your house, inviting all your near and dear ones. Let them all rejoice for the new mother and the new baby.
Gifts
Pamper the new mother with lots of flowers along with some meaningful cards. You can also gift her things like a new dress that she dreamt of wearing after she returns to her shape. You can even gift her nice pendants, or books on childcare or books on parenting and the list goes on.
Thanking Your Mother
For every woman being a mother herself is the right time to realize the importance of her own mother. Take this as the right time to thank your mother for everything that she has done for you and for being there.
Monday, April 12, 2010
Easy Pudding Dessert
Chocolate sandwich cookies -1
Instant chocolate pudding -1
Cold milk – 2 cup
Whipped Topping thawed – 6 oz.
Plastic cups – 7 oz.
Gummy worms
Method:
Apartment cookies in a large plastic zip-lock baggie and crush with a going up and sinking pin.
Beat organized milk and pudding mix.
Let position for 5 minutes.
Stir in belted top layer and 1/2 of the wrinkled cookies.
Put 1 tsp of rumpled cookies into every cup.
Plug approximately 3/4 full with pudding mix.
Top with rumpled cookies.
Nippy up until ready to work for.
Top with a shielded with glue young insect in advance serving.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
The Dreamy Milk-Maid
In a small town there was a girl named jacklen, she got a cow so one day she went to take milk from the cow. After taken the milk jacklen returning back home with a pile of milk on her head.
On the way she goes into dream, using these milk I will make butter and cream and sell those will get some money using that money I will buy some eggs.
When that egg hatched, I have poultry. Then she thought that she will sell some fowls and buy beautiful dresses. While I wear the dress boys admire me, but I will turn them away just tossing my head at them.
Likewise she goes on dreaming…
She forgot about the pile of milk on her head, while she tossed her head the milk falls down and got broken.
Jacklen start to cry …
Everyone must read the quote "Don't count your chickens before they are hatched."
Monday, March 29, 2010
Monday, March 22, 2010
General abbrivations:
2D - two-dimensional
3D three-dimensional
4WD 4-wheel drive
CDMA - Code Division Multiple Access
GSM - Global System for Mobile Communication
TDMA - Time Division Multiple Access
PC - Personal Computer
RAM - Random Access Memory
CPU - Central Processing Unit
WWW - World Wide Web
UPS - Uninterruptible Power Supply
LAN - Local Area Network
WAN - Wide Area Network
MAN - Metropolitan Area Network
TCP/IP - Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol
DOS - Disk Operating System
ROM - Read Only Memory
PROM - Programmable Read Only Memory
HTML - Hyper Text Markup Language
HTTP - Hyper Text Transfer Protocol
FTP - File Transfer Protocol
ATM - Automatic Teller Machine